"You weren't expecting that were you, daddy. My cooter is just as meaty as mommy's but mine is tighter. And my tits, my cute perky tits, they're delicious. Or so i am told. You want it all don't you? Well let's get to it. Mommy gets of work in two hours. Fuck me daddy. Fuck me hard and long. But not too long. You know the mommy thing ..."
"Daughter: I love my pussy.
Daughter's Friend: I love your pussy, too.
D: Your pussy is cute, too. That hitler looking landing strip kinda makes me wet. How about we go all 69 on each other?
DF: I thought you would never ask.
... dumb as white chicks"
"Oh it's okay, daddy I don't mind you photographing me nude. Just cover my college tuition, rent and book fees. Oh, you want to rob my virginity, too? So how much do you think mommy is going to ask for in a divorce settlement when I tell her what you did? I'll settle for half that."
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