"Hubby I want you to record yourself pledging to go Pussy Free so we can stick it on our Facebook page so everyone can see it. Ok, I pledge to stay Pussy Free for as long as my wife demands."
"Oops daddy, you've had a little accident, let me clean it up. Did it excite you when mummy told you she would now be keeping you Pussy Free for life. Yes darling it did, I've been pledging to stay Pussy Free every six months for years, but to hear your mother say that, was amazing. You know darling, sex gets a lot better when your Pussy Free, it's not just stick your willy in and hump, hump, hump Pussy Free sex is much more than that."
"Your wife came in this morning, told me she was going on holiday with her lover and gave me this key and told me to ask you what it's for. Do you want to tell me what an earth is going on?"
"I don't know why men think it's something to be ashamed of when their wives lock their penis up in chastity. What's wrong with it, it's just like wearing a wedding ring isn't it?"
