"ALYSSA?! Oh, hi Mommy. How was work? WHAT?! Work was fine. Umm Alyssa, what are you doing to your brother? Umm, fucking him. WHAT?! WHY?! Well Mommy, I came home early from school today and I found him in my bedroom wearing a pair of my panties. Oh dear. I know, right?! So, I said to him if you want to dress up like a girl then you need to be fucked like a girl. Oh my. I know, right?! So I went to your bedroom, grabbed one of your strap-on dildos, the thick, vibrating twelve inch white one, strapped it on and I have been really fucking him for about an hour, really pounding him, like really really hard. Oh dear. Wait, Alyssa honey, how do you even know that I have those? REALLY?! Oh c'mon Mom. You don't think I can't hear you banging Daddy senseless every Thursday night after his bowling? Oh dear god help me."