"Her instructor wanted her to practice her 'crane' pose for long stretches of time. It was her idea to make it a little more challenging, and a little more fun. Unfortunately for him, she became VERY good at it, and of course he had to thank her afterward."
"once, i dont know why but me ex girlfriend facesitted me hard, it was perfect but i was too drunk to tell her this, now i had to get rid of her, now she smells grass from the under"
