"The one woman you loved more than any other was saying this to you and each time she spoke the love vanished. That night when she handed the key to him you gave a mighty kick that connected dead perfect to his balls and burst both at the same time. You retrieved the key and threw the cage in your hated girlfriend. She sat there stunned now having nothing and actually falling deeply in love with you for standing up for your manhood."
"She had also planned the fake funeral, using the burned body of some homeless man, and to have a private viewing at the funeral parlor so she can film them both fuck on 'my' coffin"