4:06 PM]
: Hey sexy

[4:06 PM]
:I really like your Tits/Ass/Pussy/Blank profile

[4:06 PM]
: I am a pervert

[4:07 PM]
: would you like to see my tiny and/or huge penis

[4:07 PM]
: Possibly my GF/Sister/Mom/Neighbour/Woman I saw on the bus

[4:08 PM]
: These may happen to be the same woman

[4:08 PM]
: Who I am definitely not FB stalking

[4:09 PM]
: And is definitely not also a man using a models/Pornstars pics to hit on lesbians

[4:09 PM]
: And I have had sex so many times with lots of different (non fictional) woman

[4:10 PM]
: For whom I have never paid

[4:10 PM]
: We should Skype/Chat/Meet up/Get married

[4:10 PM]
: Why don't you reply/Post more pics/Wanna look at my Huge/Tiny penis.

- Vague but unmistakable sound of prepubescent crying -

Just to be fair and show a little appreciation of my own... Thank you to all those of you who do say Thanks and the odd 'Love your caps' message I get. They do without fail make my day.Since im on the box here may as well go all awards ceremony... Id like to thank my friends, family (who can not ever hear about this) oh my god im gonna cry...I thank you all for your ...I would also lie to thank paramount for the 17 billion for my next project 'Man Pisses through a hoop' Im sure it will be a big hit'...